a comprehensive guide to becoming a hero of homeric proportions:

be a man. 2. have rippling muscles, massive hands, a towering body. don gleaming armor, preferably made by hephaestus himself, and be equipped with only the choicest of weapons. the amount of times you are described as “godlike” correlates directly with your status as hero. 3. be desired by all women, no matter their age… Continue reading a comprehensive guide to becoming a hero of homeric proportions: